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Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Video's ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659-- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a candy sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it." The case was dismissed. ___________________________________________________ If you are trying to access a media file, and it does not show, you may need to download the player. WMV For PC's Quicktime For PC's WMV For MAC's Quicktime For MAC's Send this Page to a Friend! Enter recipient's e-mail: How do you feel about Trump winning the White House? Excited. Scared. No difference   Click here to check out our FREE on-line games

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