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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to
time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his

An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down.

After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck
up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head,
and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow
your brains out."

But the bandit didn't speak English and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish!
Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the
Ranger's message.

The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried
under the oak tree in back of the cantina.

"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.

The lawyer answered, "He said, 'Get lost, you dirty stinkin gringo. I will never
tell you where the money is and you wouldn't dare shoot me.'"


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