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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter,
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu.
Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile
up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands
it to him.
The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep
yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen.
happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just
blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner
brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great.
the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is
around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind
man comes in
he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him
and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this
fork on your
panties before I take it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I
already have the
fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here."
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