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Buy a Brain
In the Hospital the
relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member
lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and
somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,"
he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only
hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you
will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much
does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded,
"$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to
smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually
smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted
out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male
brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire
group said,"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to
mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been
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