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FARMER AND HIS MULE
An old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From
night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about
The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with
mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in
He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump and
eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again.
Complain, nag, nag, it just went on and on.
All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet...
her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something
odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would
for a minute, then nod his head in agreement, but when a man
approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head
disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask
old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to
farmer and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the
but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say
about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so
I'd nod my
head in agreement."
"And what about the men?" the minister asked.
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
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