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Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs,

I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have
the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just
might get the Airline industry back on its feet.

Here's my plan:

Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we should
replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman.

Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in
anticipation of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to screeching
halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales.

Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that congress didn't
already come up with this. Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?


Bill Clinton


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