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There was a young lady who was totally exhausted
from a week's worth of work. Finally, it was time
for her to end her work day and go home.
As she entered the elevator, she sighed a
triumphant, "T-G-I-F...," and began to relish the
thought of going home and relaxing the weekend
It so happened that there was a man on the elevator
with her and heard her jubilant exclaimation. His
reply to her was, "S-H-I-T."
Now the woman was not sure if she heard the man
correctly and she was determined not to let this man
ruin her beautiful weekend she had ahead of her, so
again she stated more strongly, "T-G-I-F!" and
glared at the man, daring him to repeat his obsenity.
The man made eye contact and stated
matter-of-factly, "S-H-I-T."
This infuriated the young woman, so with hands on her
hips she stated, "How dare you use profane language
like that in front of a lady! I was saying,
T-G-I-F... 'Thank Goodness it's Friday.' What is
wrong with you!?"
The man was amused at her outrage and with a smirk
on his face replied, "S-H-I-T. 'Sorry, Honey... it's
THURSDAY!" and with that walked off the elevator
with a spunky step.


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