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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,
admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had
created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers!
What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a
rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as
fast as he could up the path. He looked over his
shoulder and saw that the bear was closing. He ran
even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his
eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear
was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and
he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell to
the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw
the bear, right on top of him: reaching for him with
his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the atheist cried out "Oh my God!...."

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out
of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these
years; teach others I don't exist; and, even credit
creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to
help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as
a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light: "It would
be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me
as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the
bear a Christian?"

"Very well," the voice said.

The light went out.

The river ran again.

And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped its right paw ........
brought both paws together ....
bowed its head and spoke:
"Lord, for this food which Iam about to receive, I am truly thankful."


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