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Ya Gotta Love Drunk People

A man and his wife are awakened at three o'clock in the morning by a
loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a
chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He
slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk asking for a push," he
answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is three in
the morning and it is pouring outside!" "Well, you have a short memory,"
says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down
and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and should be
ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out into the pounding
rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes,"
comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the
husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.


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