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AGING GRACEFULLY
Long ago when men cursed and beat the
ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft........
Today, it's called golf.
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Eventually you will
reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start
bragging about it.
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The older we get,
the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Some people try to
turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know
"why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved.
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How old would you be
if you didn't know how old you are?
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When you are
dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Algebra.
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You know you are
getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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One of the many
things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice
change from being young.
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One must wait until
evening to see how splendid the day has been.
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Ah, being young is
beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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Old age is when
former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't
recognize you.
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If you don't learn
to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you
are old.
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First you forget
names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your
zipper, then .... Oh my goodness you forgot to pull your zipper
down!
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If you jog in a
jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in a smoking
jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker??
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And best of all....
I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the
top.
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