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A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty
young thing in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time honored
ice breaker, he sends her a drink.
"How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit
next to him. They strike up a wonderful conversation.
Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like
a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl.
I get two hundred dollars for what you think you'll ply out of me
with liquor."
He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you
were so straight forward I must tell you that after sex, I go
nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture,
and just plain destroy the place."
"Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked.
"Just until I get my two hundred bucks back," he
replied.
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