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MASTERCARD WEDDING
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he
wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the
bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila
envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope
was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said,
"F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had
the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately
after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with
the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His
revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do
you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends......................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion................................... ......$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui..............................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's MASTERCARD
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