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Redneck Logic
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided they weren't going
anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get
ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math,
History, and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you
own a weed-eater?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,"
replied the professor.
"That's real good." The redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since
you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouted,"GAWL-LEEE!"
"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care
of by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Sally Mae!! This is incredible!" Bubba exclaimed.
Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you
are heterosexual rather than homosexual," said the
professor..
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin'
thing I ever heard of. I caint wait to take this here logic
class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into
the hallway where Cooter is still waiting. "So what classes
are ya takin?" asks Cooter.
"Math, History, and Logic." replies Bubba.
What in tarnation is logic?" asks Cooter?
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No"
"You're a queer, ain't ya?"
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