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Poetry Contest Between Redneck and Yale
Graduate - Way Funny
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale
graduate and
a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then
allowed two minutes
to study the word and come up with a poem that contained
the word. The
word they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He
stepped to the
microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that,
they thought.
The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and
recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down! |
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