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Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died
   and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,"Since you've been such a good
    man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that
    you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "Well, shoot, I
   want to hang out with God!"

So St.Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to
   God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?"
   God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
     major design flaws in your invention:

1.  There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2.  It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3.  Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4.  The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.  And finally,
5.  The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went over to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words
    and waited for the results.  The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
     Arthur, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
     invention than yours."

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