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The Atheist

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all
that the "accident of evolution" had created.  "What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers!  What beautiful animals!" he said to
himself.  As he was walking  alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him.

As he  turned to look, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charge
towards him.  He ran as  fast as he could up the path. He looked over his
shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He tried to run even faster,
so scared that tears were coming to his eyes.  He looked over his shoulder
again, and the bear was even closer.  His heart was pumping frantically as
he tried to  run even faster, but he tripped and fell on the ground. He
rolled over to pick himself up and saw the bear right on top of him raising his
paw to  kill him.  At that instant he cried out "Oh my God!"

Just then, time stopped. The bear froze, the forest was
silent, even the river stopped moving.  A bright light shone upon the man,
and a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence all of these years,
teach others that I don't exist, and even credit my creations to a cosmic
accident and now do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist, ever so proud, looked into the light and said
"it would be rather hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these
years but could you make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.  As the light went out, the
river ran, and the sounds of the forest continued, the bear put his paw
down.  The bear then brought both paws together, bowed his head and said:
"Lord I thank you for this food, which I am about to receive."



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