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Cute Stories about Kids


   A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's
artwork.
   As she  got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing  was.  The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
  
   The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
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     A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
her five and six year olds.  After explaining the commandment to "honor
thy Father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that
teaches us  how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
   Without missing a beat one little boy (the Oldest of a family)
answered, "Thou shall not kill."
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy
Brown had kissed her after class.  "How did that happen?," gasped her
mother.
  "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped
me catch him."
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   One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink.  She suddenly noticed that her mother has
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
   She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some ofyour hairs
white, Mom?"
     Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
  
     The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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     A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.  On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were
two boy kittens and two girl kittens.  "How did you know?" his mother asked.
   "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on
the bottom."
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     The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think
how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
   'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael.  He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher. She's dead."
  
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher
about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.  One day
the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.
The six-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment.  Furthermore,
he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
     The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy,
whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were  expecting at
home?"
     Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If
anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
     A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
  

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