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The New Ferrari. . .
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available,
new Ferrari 550.
It is also the most expensive car in the
world, and it costs him
He takes it out for a spin and stops for
a red light. An old man
on a moped (about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The
looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks,
"What kind of car ya' got there,
The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550. It cost half a
"That's a lot of money, "says the old man.
"Why does it cost so
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!"
states the young
dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind
if I take a look
"No problem," replies the owner. So the old man
pokes his head in
the window and looks around. Then
sitting back on his moped,
the old man says,
"That's a pretty nice car, all right...but I'll stick
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the
just what his car can do. He floors it, and
within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he
notices a dot in his rear
view mirror. It seems to be getting
closer! He slows down to see
what it could be and suddenly,
Something whips by him, going much
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!"
man asks himself. He floors the
accelerator and takes the Ferrari
up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it
gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosh!
pretty good until he looks in his mirror
and sees the old man
gaining on him again.
Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the gas
takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on
The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do.
moped plows into the back of his
Ferrari, demolishing the rear.
The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my
God! Is there
anything I can do for you?" The old man
whispers with his dying
"Unhook...my suspenders from your side-view mirror.
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