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  The New Ferrari. . .
 
  A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available, a brand
     new  Ferrari 550.
     It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him
  $500,000.
     He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man
  on a moped (about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man
    looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks,
     "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
 
  The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550. It cost half a million
    dollars!"
 
  "That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so
      much?"

  "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young
     dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look
      inside?"
 
  "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in
      the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped,
      the old man says,
  "That's a pretty nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my
      moped!"
 
  Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man
    just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
     speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear
     view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see
     what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh!
     Something whips by him, going much faster!!!!
 
  "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young
      man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari
      up to 250 mph.
 
  Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped.
  Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more
  gas and passes the moped at 275 mph.  Whoooooosh! He's feeling
     pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man
     gaining on him  again.
  Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the gas pedal and
    takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
 
  Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again.
  The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do. Suddenly the
     moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear.
 
  The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still
    alive!!!
  He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God! Is there
    anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers with his dying
     breath,

  "Unhook...my suspenders from your side-view mirror.

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