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Jake, Johny and Billy Bob
Jake, Johnny, and Billy Bob went to the rodeo.
Unfortunately, a big bull jumped the fence into
the spectators and they were trampled to death
Being good God-fearing men, they ascended to
Heaven where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St.
Peter.
He said,"Welcome to Heaven, gentlemen.
I'm sure you'll be quite comfortable here, but
I must warn you that we do have our rules in Heaven.
If you break them, you'll be punished.
One rule is, never step on a duck. If you step on a
duck,
the duck quacks, then they all quack, and it goes on and
on.
That sounded simple enough.
They passed through the Pearly Gates and
were surprised to find there were ducks everywhere!
In no time at all, Jake stepped on one. The
duck quacked, then they all quacked, they made a terrible
racket
and it just went on and on.
Pretty soon along came St. Peter with a terribly
homely woman in tow.
"I warned you that if you broke the duck rule
you'd be punished."
He chained the homely woman to Jake and
said, "You will be together
forever," and walked away.
Sometime later, despite his best efforts,
Johnny accidentally stepped on
a duck. The duck quacked, then they all
quacked and made a terrible
commotion that just went on and on.
Sure enough, along came St. Peter with an
even homelier woman.
"I warned you that if you broke the duck rule
you'd be punished."
With that, he chained the woman to Johnny
and said, "The two of you will be together for all
eternity,
and walked away.
Well, Billy Bob was very careful not to step on a duck.
One day St. Peter came along with a drop
dead gorgeous blonde. He
Chained her to Billy Bob and said, "You will be
together now and forever more, and walked away.
Billy Bob exclaimed, "Wow, I wonder what I did
to deserve this?"
"I don't know about you," said the beautiful
woman, --"But I stepped on a duck...
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