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The Old Rooster
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud
rooster for his
chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and
"Ok, old fellow, time to retire." The old rooster says,
"You can't handle all
these chickens . . . look at what it did to me!" The young
"Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to
step aside and the young to take
over, so take a hike."
The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon . . . just let
the two old hens over in the corner. I won't bother you."
The young rooster
says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking
The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to
the young rooster,
"I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race around
farmhouse with you. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the
The young rooster says, "You know I'm going to beat you, old
just to be fair, I'm even going to give you a head start."
They line up in back of the farm house, get a chicken
to cluck "Go!" and the old rooster
takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
takes off after him. They
round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is
only about 5 inches behind
the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees
what's going on, grabs
his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.
He sadly shakes his head and says,
"Dammit, third gay rooster I bought this week!"
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