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RIGHT ON, GEORGIE!!!!!!!!

 I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family,not some midlevel
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
English.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the
bill to put you through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God.

My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn,
Medicine Woman.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in
the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any
witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-up
already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always
part of the problem and not the solution.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you are breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world
for the next four years.

I hate those guys standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap
or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These
people should be targets.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you
promise to never delay the rest of us again.

I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know.

 We need our country back!

 AMEN & AMEN

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