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Summer of '57

It's the summer of 1957 and Bobby, a pretty hip guy with
his own car, goes to pick up his date.  When he goes to
the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he

"That's cool," says Bobby.

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.
Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to
the soda shop or a movie.

Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out
and screw?  I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby,
so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat it.

"Oh yeah," says Carries father, "our Carrie really
loves to screw.  She'd screw all night if we'd let her!"

Well, this makes Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for
the evening is beginning to look pretty good.  A few
minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle
skirt and announces that she's ready to go.  Almost breathless
with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house,
slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:


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