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A guy walks into work with a sad look on his face. His friend asks him why he is so down. "My wife doesn't seem to want to have sex with me anymore." was his reply. "That happens to me sometimes too, so you know what I do? I go home after work and strip off all my clothes, climb into bed and eat her out. That does the trick every time." "That' a good idea, maybe I'll try that."

So that night he went home and the lights were all out. He took off all his clothes and climbed under the covers and proceeded to please her. He heard moans and she wriggled about so he finished her off. Just having come home from work he was dirty, so he decided to take a shower before he continued. He walked into his bathroom and saw his wife on the toilet. "Shhh-your mother's in town."

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