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Spaghetti
An attorney was having an affair with his secretary.
Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant.
Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the secretary a sum of
money and
asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she
asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti"
on the back.
I'll take care of the child's expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the secretary took the money and
flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day, the attorney's wife called
him at
the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange
postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand
what it
means."
The attorney said, "Just wait until I get home, and I will
explain it to you".
Later that evening the attorney came home, read the postcard, and
fell
to the floor with a heart attack.
Paramedics rushed him to the ER.
The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked
what trauma
had caused her husband to have a cardiac arrest, so the
wife picked up the card and read:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with
meatballs, two
without."
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