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A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super
Bowl from his company.

Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he
realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner
of the stadium - he's closer to the Goodyear blimp
than the field.

About halfway through the first quarter, Bob
notices an empty seat rows off the field, right on
the 50 yard line.He decides to take a chance and
makes his way through the stadium and around the
security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down,
he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse
me, is anyone sitting here?" The man says no.
Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for
the game, Bob again inquires of the man next to him,
"This is incredible! Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this at the SuperBowl and not use it?"
The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs
to me, I was supposed to come with my wife, but she
passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't
been together at since we got married in 1967"
Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still,
couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A
relative or close friend?

"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral".


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