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A college professor was doing a study testing the
senses of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.

He gave all of the children the same kind of
lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by
color and flavor. The children began to say:

"Red...................cherry,"

"Yellow.................lemon,"

"Green.................lime,"

"Orange................orange."

Finally, the professor gave them all honey
Lifesavers.

After eating them for a few moments none of the
children could identify the taste."Well," he said, "I'll give
you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes
call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out,
and yelled:

"Everybody, spit them out -- they're assholes!!!"

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