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There was a midget out in New Mexico who complained
to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the
time. As he was always complaining about his
problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to
the doctor to see what could be done to relieve the
The midget took his advice and went to the doctor
and told him what the problem was. The doctor told
him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The
midget dropped his pants. The doctor put him up
onto the examining table,and started to examine him.
The doc put one finger under his left testicle and
told the midget to turn his head and cough-the
usual method to check for a hernia.
"Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under
the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical
scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then
snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but
noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and
see if they still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around the doc's office and discovered his testicles
were no longer aching.
"Gee, what did you do, Doc?" he asked.
The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your
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