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Two deaf people get married.
During the first week of marriage, they find that
they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the
lights out, since they can't see each other signing,
or lips to lip-read.

After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings,the wife figures out a solution.
"Honey, why don't we agree on somesimple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with
me reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If
you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze
my right breast two times.

The husband thinks this is a great idea.
He suggests to his wife if she wants to have sex with
him, "reach over and pull on my penis one time.If you don't
want to have sex, pull on my penis two hundred and fifty times."

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