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1. HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
You boil the hell out of it.
2. WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
Dam
3. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
Polaroids
4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A stick
5. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS/
Nacho cheese
6. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS/
Subordinate clauses
7. WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
Quatro Sinko
8. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
Spoiled milk
9. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
Frostbite
10. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A nervous wreck
11. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
Anyone can roast beef
12. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
Right where you left him.
13. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
Because they have big fingers
14. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
Because it scares the heck out of the dog
15. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
Sanka
16. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
The location of the dirt bag.
17. WHY DOES A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat
18. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD
SKYDIVER?
A bad golfer goes whack, damn. A bad skydiver goes damn, whack.
19. HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
Unique up on it
HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
Tame way, unique up on it
20. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
Skeet
21. WHAT GOES CLOP,CLOP,CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP?
An Amish drive-by shooting
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